Too Much Gold For Only One Magellan

TOO MUCH GOLD FOR ONLY ONE MAGELLAN — UNCHARTED — 2022

This is nothing but a videogame but with nothing to do, no console, no keys to be pressed by no fingers. You are just taken into it, and you have to submit to this absolute submission, slavery, guidance, in fact, consensual rape. And nothing to do. It goes on all by itself, and you can foresee what’s coming next, like lifting the galleons out of the “pond” in the middle of the vegetation of the inner island. That’s the only escape possible, so let’s do it, and sure enough, it comes.

In the same way on the plane, the cargo has to be released and it is so funny to have each of these one-cubic-meter “packages” being strung up to all the others with some kind of cable. The plane then has a really long tail, and you imagine playing with this tail, and sure enough, at least two characters do it. But it is a tail, not a prick, so the characters have to be neutered, and neutered they are, or have been before the show. Not one millimeter of anything protruding here or there on these male or female bodies. They are bump-free men, where you know, as much as women, where you know. In other words, it is a film for…